So apparently I'm not allowed to live at home for the rest of my life as I had previously planned. My mom says that as much as she loves me, I can't live at home forever. What does this mean? Well, according to mom (The knower of all things) it means getting a job. This is something I have considered below me. Who does work anymore? It's over rated.
Anyone who has been job hunting before can testify of its awfulness. Savannah and I decided to make it a little less painful by going together today. So prepared with our many years of experience, great composure, confidence, and Savannah's Ipod, we went in search of someone who would be desperate enough to hire us. The plan was go to a bunch of shopping centers, split up, and bring back as many applications we could get our hands on. We gathered up a bunch of applications and rushed home to fill them out.
"Hand Cramp" is the most I can say for this experience. Perhaps the worst part is when they ask you why you want to work at their facility. The only true answer I could come up with was "Because I want money." I did however put a bunch of cheezy answers some of which were, "I really like the restaurant." and "Their service is great, and I want to be a part of it!"
Unfortunately I could not complete my applications as I have no references, so if I know you, you're not family, and can say some good things about me know and leave your address and phone number. :)
I can be a reference for you! Despite the fact you think I am a mean, horrible person... I'm very good at talking people up. "Josh has many wonderful attributes that would make him a great asset to your establishment."
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