Random

This is a response to all of the posting Ideas I got on Facebook.

1. Pants - Delaney Moghanian has a black shirt that simply says, "pants.". I have always found this shirt rather humorous for some unknown reason. I will now proceed to tell about my opinion of pants. I really like pants. They do the world a great favor, keeping us warm, and giving us yet another way to express ourselves. This does not mean, however, that just because we CAN express ourselves, doesn't mean we SHOULD; just look at Picasso. On this note, I would like to discuss skinny jeans. This is pretty much the worst fashion since... forever (No offense to anyone who wears skinny jeans). One of the many problems with skinny jeans is that they are very hard to keep up. I don't understand the appeal of "sagging". Why would anyone want to walk around looking like they "had an accident" in their pants. Once I noticed a guy wearing three belts. THREE!!! And guess what? His pants were still sagging. I just have to ask... what is this world coming to? As most of you know, I have never cared much for what is "in". I only have unknown brands of jeans, purchased from wal-mart or Target. I find these pants to be quite fitting. Who needs a good fashion sense when you're as attractive as me?

2. Planets (Kristen) - I think planets were one of Gods greatest inventions. Without ours we wouldn't have a place to live. This Earth is so wonderful, and we need to enjoy it. Other than Earth my favorite planet would probably have to be Krypton. 


3. Planets by Gustav Holst (Madeleine) - I'm pretty sure I listed this in my "Excellent Music" post, but I will go into more depth. For a Boy Scout choir we sang a song called "Homeland" This is pretty much the best song ever. It is written to the main theme of Holst's "Jupiter" which is really wonderful. Music is truly amazing, and i don't feel worthy d to discuss how great it really is.


4. Beethoven - I also mentioned him in "Excellent Music". His ninth and fifth symphonies are just awesome. 


5. Cannibalism - I don't know much about this topic, as  I have never tried human meat. However I have two words for you. "Donner" and "Party".


6. Britta Henry - Britta is one of the most... interesting people I know. I really like Kristen's comment, "For every word you say, Britta says thirty." This is most definitely true. Britta just doesn't know how to close her mouth. This is not a bad thing. I don't either. If you don't know Britta, you should make an earnest effort to meet her. She is really friendly, and doesn't bite (As far as I know). She is always cheerful and has a cheery disposition. Sometimes you may see Britta making a duck or fish face, which is always a good laugh. It has been reported that she looks like a lizard, llama, lion, fish, duck, lion, seal, and a whole slew of others. Her most remembered quote is "Guys! I do not sound like that!"


7. Maggie - The best dog ever other than Isis. She tears everything up and chases lazer lights. Recently we have been training her to jump, and today she jumped up on the counter. I guess we have to put all the food away now. 


Well this has been fun. Keep reading. Can't promise it will be good though. 
-Josh


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